Social Interaction - 4

"On my first whistle, start writing. On my second whistle, stop writing."

"Gotcha."

*whistle*

"I've written all I want to write"

"The second whistle hasn't sounded!"

"I know, but I've written all I will."

"DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE EXERCISE!?"

"Yes, but I--"

"YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T, BECAU--"

*WHISTLEBLOWER SUFFERS A FATAL HEART ATTACK*

Social Interaction - 3

"I'm going to spoon-feed you some motor oil, and if you eat it all properly, that'll be the last of it."

"I don't like motor oil though.."

"Oh okay. Have a bourbon instead."

"Thanks mate."

Social Interaction - 2

"Are you even eating those?"

"No I'm quite full..."

"Oh okay, mind if I..?.."

"Yeah, I want to watch them."

"B--but you're not going to eat them.. right?.."

"Correct."

"Well then can I jus-"

"You may not."

"Oh okay."

"I was joking, you may eat them."

"I was joking. I don't want them."

"I was joking; they're not mine."

"I was joking; you're part of my dream."

"I was joking; you're trapped in this dream."

Social Interaction - 1

"There's rum everywhere, you fucking idiot!"

"Sorry, I.. I just turned an-"

"No! Don't make any excuses; you're an idiot. An absolute idiot."

"Sorry."

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"I got the last laugh. It wasn't even rum."

For my next act, my mind will cave in and there'll be a void filled with a distant echo, and then some laughter.

He doesn't speak very highly of anyone, really... But I kind of admire that trait..

Little pig, little pig, let me sin.