Three people are playing basketball on a hot day. They stop playing and go to a restaurant (just a cheap place.. not gourmet..), where a man on the next table stops leans over and asks "were you the guys playing basketball earlier on?".
They answer to the affirmative.
The man looks pensive and begins to splutter a bit, then more. The three people seem alarmed and glance at each other. The man begins to deeply cough and wretch. The three begin to ask around for help, shouting to the waiting staff for water.
The man's neck bulges, large and spherically. His jaw dislocates and he regurgitates a basketball.
After that it doesn't really matter what happens. They've probably seen it all, after that.
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