You wake up at 7:15am.
A slow walk to the bathroom, and a quick wee. Weeing out all of the night's stored piss. Into the bowl of the toilet. Quick wipe; quick flush.
Turn to the sink; wash your hands. There. Washed.
Grab the toothbrush. Run the water on the toothbrush's head. Grab the toothpaste; take off the cap.
The toothpaste tube is filled with human shit. Somehow, somebody at the factory has gotten human shit into the tube. You've squirted a bit onto the toothbrush head.
Fuck.
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