Saturday, 26 February 2011

Morning Routine

You wake up at 7:15am.

A slow walk to the bathroom, and a quick wee. Weeing out all of the night's stored piss. Into the bowl of the toilet. Quick wipe; quick flush.

Turn to the sink; wash your hands. There. Washed.

Grab the toothbrush. Run the water on the toothbrush's head. Grab the toothpaste; take off the cap.

The toothpaste tube is filled with human shit. Somehow, somebody at the factory has gotten human shit into the tube. You've squirted a bit onto the toothbrush head.

Fuck.

No comments:

Post a Comment