Saturday, 26 February 2011

YOU HIPPIE SCUMBAG

A lovely chicken sandwich.
It's got lettuce.. It's got mayo.. It's got butter.. It's got multi-seed, doughy bread.. It's got chicken.

It's got CHICKEN.
IT HAS GOT A DEAD LIFE-FORM INSIDE.

"Killing animals is bad!"

"You vegetarian, partisan boring wanker"

"Yeah but it's baaaaaad. It's a living thing, et-cetera!!!"

"Boo-hoo.."

No, no.. wait a second...

It's easy to excuse it away. We all do. I fucking do!

But.. Challenge your working-model for second...

I dare you!

Ha!

Right, okay.

You're with me? .. Good..

Okay..

ItIsAThingThatDoesExperiencePainAndHasBeenKilledForYourStomachYouIgnorantGreedyOpulant,ArrogantFuckingArsehole.

"Boo hoo!!! WAAAA!"

Boo Hoo. Waaa.

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